Only in America can you take plants, strip them of all nutrients until they're broken down into a poisonous powder and/or oil, toss in some synthetic powder chemically altered to taste like cheese, puff it up with a blast of air and call it "food."
But wait, there's more...
Not only can you sell a chemical blend of powder, oil, and air as food, but then you can put it in a plain package and call it "natural." Then, not only do I want to buy it because it looks like it tastes good, but because I can actually feel good that I'm eating something totally "natural."
Becuase that's what it says on the bag.
You know what else is simply natural? Bacteria. And guess what totally natural cheese puffs look like?
I will never eat cheeto puffs again. At least, not the whole bag... in one sitting... like I did last week...
Thanks America!
